It is supposedly true that elephants indeed have a taste for human blood. That part has been proven by cold hard fiction writing... But just how dangerous are these giants to our human civilization? New technology has been developed strichly for this study; and it has been found that elephants from Africa actually contain carcinogens in the radiation emmisions they let off from their tusks. This is only one of the reasons we need to outlaw all human contact with these fowl swine.
I also fear that a group of these creatures, known as the "Mammales Terriables," also might be linked to the Great Depression. Few people actually know this truth; but my three faithful listeners (or readers if you're from America) now have the obligation to educate the people of this planet. In the early 1930's the price of ivory skyrocketed directly related to the healthcare rise at this time. This was not, in fact, because of all the research invested in new forms of anesthesia that were in production. It was because of innoculations from elephant tusks administered without the consent of the Americans soldiers stationed in eurasia.
I could go more into detail but by now you are so far at the edge of your seat, I don't want you to fall off. This is all too much to take in at one time. I'm tired, so very tired, of worrying today. If I have inspired you to join in the Elephant Awareness, I wish you would email this blog to at least two friends. Hopefully this 100% truthfull post will open peoples eyes to the dangers of African Elephants finally.
(all information in this blog has not been properly cited or sourced, and is thereby, in no way backed up by scientist, or doctors... or economists.)
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